duped in delhi.

I’ve spent a good part of the last six years here in India, and one thing I am still always reminded is: "be careful when you move about, people will always try and cheat you.” I usually shrug off such comments and go about my travels.

The other evening I was walking home from Khan Market (where I teach some English classes) at about 7.30pm. Now this is an upmarket part of Delhi so it is relatively safe, as the Police presence in these parts is quite strong.

I was dressed normally in jeans and a t-shirt, however, no matter how much I try to blend in with the crowd, even with my decent Hindi – I often come across as a tourist. I think it’s the back-pack and hair, which is somewhat different from the usual styles (for those of you don’t know who know me, I used to have dreams of running a chains of hair salons … so hair is very important to me!). Anyway, if it’s not the backpack or the hair, it’s the shoes that give me away – my Nike’s are a one of a kind – got them on eBay for $35!

Ok, back to the story … I was looking my touristy best when a motorcycle pulled up beside me with two guys on it. One of them got off and walked over to me. He was dressed in a cheap bright orange shirt with longish oily hair (could have used my salon services actually!). He looked like a goon, but I make it a point to give people the benefit of the doubt … but sometimes you need to go with your instincts.

He asked if I wanted to buy a mobile phone, and since I was really in the market for one I said, “yeah, maybe.” He pulled out a brand new Nokia N72 and handed it to me. I played around with it for a while then gave it back. He asked how much I would pay for it.

I told him I didn’t have my wallet and only had 1250 rupees (or $40) on me, which I pulled out of my back pocket and showed him. He said it wasn’t enough and wanted more, however he seemed quite desperate for cash. I told him I could offer him no more, and started walking away.

He went back to his motorcycle (which was still running), got the charger and came rushing up to me. He then handed me the phone and charger, said “take it” and grabbed the cash that was still in my hand. He then went off. It all happened so fast.

I was pleased with my great bargaining skills and new my phone!

I stated walking home, cashless but with a 15000 rupee phone. I tried turning it on … but it wouldn’t work. I looked the back of the phone and it had a BIG WHOLE in it filled with CLAY to increase its weight – he had switched the real phone with a dummy!

Actually, I was the dummy in this case! I started laughing and threw the phone into some bushes – it was also the first time I have ever littered! These guys did well ... I have to commend them for their solid efforts! It turned out to be a very expensive charger.

I couldn’t care less about the money, because at the end of the day it was my greed that got me into this situation in the first place. If something is too good to be true it usually is.

But some good has come out of it … it may have cost me $40, but I have a humourous story to share with others for many years to come … Priceless!

life sampler.

Since finishing high school some time ago I’ve ‘dabbled’ in a wide assortment of vocational undertakings. I have seen and experienced much during this period. When I reflect upon this time, I am certain the real reason I have not been able to stay focused in one area is that I am yet to embark on anything that I have found significantly challenging.

However, now the time has arisen for me to consolidate these life experiences and create something meaningful. Having such diverse experiences has not only enabled me to determine the kind of endeavors I would like to partake in the future, but also eliminate those activities I wish to shirk.

Today, I can’t envisage myself ever wearing a suit and tie, dealing with an overbearing superiors, or having to ‘apply’ to someone to take leave. And, the thought of spending my days suffocating in a small office developing strategies to increase soap sales in a designated region is hardly motivating.

I am yet to identifying the exact area in which I hope to involve myself, however, I can say with some certainty it will be related to the education system here in India. However, I hope to spend less time in the classroom and more on developing strategic initiatives. There will be no shortage of challenges with the work I am intending to undertake.

Whilst working towards this goal (and living in a place like India!) I am sure to have many crazy, entertaining and downright bizarre experiences … especially when it comes to meeting girls!

If you are interested in hearing these, then please visit this blog through my site rohitverma.net weekly!

Jobs and courses I have 'sampled' over the years …

1. Completed High School
2. Started a Law Degree
3. Sales Assistant at a Retail Store
4. Commerce Degree (Majoring in Marketing & HRM)
5. Masters Degree in Business Systems
6. Media Planner at an Advertising Firm
7. Commercial Real Estate Agent
8. Migration Agent's Course
9. Web Designer
10. Human Resources Consultant
11. Mortgage Sales Consultant
12. Commercial Laundry Washer
13. Waiter at an Indian Restaurant
14. Telecommunications Business Development Manager
15. Post-Graduate Degree in Education
16. Sale Assistant at a Commercial Furniture Store
17. English Tutor
18. High School Teacher
19. Today: A Certified Practicing Ideas Man (CPIM)